went well, but there’s only half a brain on this team, and its synapses are fried.
Fried synapses are gross. They smell bad, like a fizzled out smoke bomb (Happy Fourth of July y’all!) and they elevate cholesterol to unhealthy levels.
Anyway, back to task.
Give us your best half … not your spouse, your best half sentence, so we can use the brain we do have for more pleasant things, like not thinking.
We’ll post your best halves in the weeks ahead.
Apparently, our half brain works okely dokely. We knew we couldn’t post ‘em in the weeks behind.